Keepin' it Cla$$y.

The only way that people pay attention to me is if I act trashy, so.. yeah. i usually just act like a man ho and reblog stuff

Come at me.

Makenna you dumb fucking cunt, everyone in our school hates you except for Maddie Wilson. Get a grip. You aren’t badass, you’re a fatass. Everyone thinks you’re a lesbian you dumb fuck. Get a life. You don’t smoke pot and don’t drink because NO ONE WANTS TO BE AROUND YOU. So if you actually do those things, you do them alone which makes you a loser. Lose some weight, fix your teeth, start wearing makeup, get grades other than F’s and start being nice. You’re only a freshman and our whole school already hates you. Well, I hope being a badass was worth it. -Joe:)

discobloodfeast: These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen. That’s Isador and Ida Strauss, who died together on the Titanic the night of April 14-15, 1912. He urged his wife to board on a lifeboat but she refused and was witnessed to have said “We have lived together for many years. Where you go, I go.” TEARS

discobloodfeast:

These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.

That’s Isador and Ida Strauss, who died together on the Titanic the night of April 14-15, 1912. He urged his wife to board on a lifeboat but she refused and was witnessed to have said “We have lived together for many years. Where you go, I go.”

TEARS

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allthewaytonight:

Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.

ALWAYS REBLOG

AMAZING!

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I’m obviously going to ace this art project.

I’m obviously going to ace this art project.

One note.

One fucking note? I’ll have you know that on FaceBook, yes I dare speak the forsaken name here, my Chex mix picture got 35 likes. THATS A TON CONSIDERING IM NOT A SLUTTY AND OR PRETTY GIRL. Just a guy who refers to himself as mama, and 8 bags of Chex. Gone are the days of my pictures getting even twenty notes, just because I refuse to shake my humps all over the whole place anymore. Do you know who I am? I owned your family during my reign, your mother was impregnated, and your father raped. Follow me you fuckers, unless you want things to return the way that they once were. Beauty is my power, and once I get these glasses off, which by the way keep getting me called Napoleon dynamite 2.0, or that guy from the lovely bones, my face will be as flawless as the pristine waters from a mountain stream. AND I WILL RAPE YOUR DASHES WITH PICTURES OF MYSELF BITCHES.

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